...He's gay

The horrendous two words that are uttered by your friends after checking out a really hot gay guy.

Girl #1: Hey, he's really cute.
Girl #2: Sorry, honey ...He's gay.

by YesThisHappensOnARegularBasis April 2, 2011

and then i found out he was gay.

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"Hey dude! You know I woke up this morning and really wanted an egg salad sandwich, but soon realized i didn't have any eggs
...and then i found out he was gay."

by D1/2D June 3, 2010

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022

Um, he's not gay

An effeminate male that a girl is in major denial about.

After two gays checked him out while they were shopping for a ring at the Galleria...

A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...

What the heck is a promise ring??

"Um, he's not gay."

by um, what's going on? April 26, 2013