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A man who sexually molests animals...with his dink.
That zoofag is rape sexin' that panda!
zoofag by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006
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a based word that a 4channer uses against a zoophile

i had to make this have another meaning so that it can't just be science
person 1: omg i just love my dog, i let it fuck me everyday
person 2: ok you're a fucking zoofag gtfo of her
zoofag by RinaWeiio April 28, 2022
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A finely, rolled stonker of a joint.
“Yo man, that’s zootage”
Zootage by Dan Wilfred January 23, 2020

ZOOFAREE 

A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.
"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"
ZOOFAREE by zoofaree May 7, 2021
Its an arabic word meaning one of the prettiest flowers of heaven, which has capacity to internally heal . This flower is very attractive and catches all the attention , a rare definition of beauty . People with this name are sexually apealing . They are interested in art . This person is sensuous , sexual and privately passionate.can be a very generous lover .
That girl's smile is just like a bunch of zoofa flowers , pretty and attractive .
zoofa by Aiinal November 24, 2021
can be defined as one part zoo and two parts scumbag
any visitor to the national zoo who are clearly from any place other than DC and are scumbaggs can be labeled as a zoobagg
zoobagg by dcfergalicious April 20, 2009
The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.
-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."
Zoomage by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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