lady cum

(la'de kum) n. a "cute" and polite way to describe the mysterious fluids that leak out of the female reproductive organs after an orgasm.

"hmm...that is quite a bit of lady cum you have there, ma'am"

by shadowbadger June 26, 2008

Ladies always cum first

During intercourse the male will at all costs make his female partner cum before him even if it takes several hours!!!

Man#1: My girlfriend's mad at me for cuming before her.

Man#2: Dude ladies always cum first.

by ]|[ T-GAW March 3, 2011

lady cum gutter

The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".

Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...

by Bilboob Shwaggins May 14, 2024