crack face

To laugh (because whhen you open your mouth, it's like your face is cracking).

"He's going to be so hilarious!"
"I know! I'm totally gonna crack face."

by Kyle Rainey February 04, 2006

Crack Face

To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.

She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.

by Dman508 March 12, 2011

crack face

Someone who looks really high on crack or similar drug, pale, skinny, paranoid

"I saw a chick on Springer who had serious crack face."

by xphile_1002 April 17, 2008

Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

by psychobunny January 08, 2009

son of a crack face

another way of saying son of a bitch, without getting in trouble with a coach, teacher, or family member.

person misses tackle and runs past his/her coach to the sideline saying son of a crack face!

by kg&lk December 31, 2009

FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged

If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*

by Ellepellerin January 01, 2021

Face Crack

Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.

“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul

by eaterofdicks September 22, 2016