You have reached rock-bottom. You are SO fucking bored that you switched to the Hangul/Korean keyboard then typed the first three letters of each row, progressing from the first to the third. Then continue with the fourth, fifth, and sixth letters in the same pattern and so forth.
Person 1: Im so bored...
Person 2: How bored?
Person 1: ㅂㅈㄷㅁㄴㅇㅋㅌㅊㄱ숄호퓨ㅜㅕㅑㅐㅓㅏㅣㅡㅔ
Person 2: What the hell?!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!