R Tistic

1. The step after being an R Tard

2. To be a pushover; or manwhore.

3. To be a dick or complete asshole

Gamer:Did you see that R Tistic fuck!?!He totally noob tubed me!

Teacher: Billy, What's the capital of Louisiana?
Billy: Arkansas?
Teacher: No! Are you fucking R Tistic!?!

Jol: That R Tistic asshole is dating your sister!
Kyle: Whats R tistic mean?
Jol: That's not da point!

by iwreastledabearonce September 17, 2011

Q-tistics

Short for “QAnon Statistics.” The conspiracy that the corona infections and deaths statistics in the US have been concocted or inflated to make Donald J. Trump look awfully untruthful and inept in managing the pandemic crisis.

President Trump claimed that “Only 6% people actually died of Covid-19,” “99% of coronavirus cases are “totally harmless,” and “US’s Covid-19 mortality rate is the lowest in the world.” Aren’t these examples of Q-tistics?

by Covido September 27, 2020

hot-tistic

When someone completely loses all social interaction skills when around someone very hot. Similar to autistic, but only around attractive people.

Guy 1: Dude, what is up with you? You are such a social retard around hot chicks. I swear you are hot-tistic. I am not going to be your wingman ever again.

Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.

Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.

by schmuckaneers October 9, 2009

bi-tistic

Name for people who think they are autistic.

Friend 1: Hey did you see that girl at the party?
Friend 2: That’s the one who’s telling everyone she’s bi-tistic.

by pussydestroyer75 May 15, 2020