/pänst/
preposition:
the most formal term for on, especially in abstract senses. Describes a “thing” or “things” on top of any other “thing(s)”
preposition:
the most formal term for on, especially in abstract senses. Describes a “thing” or “things” on top of any other “thing(s)”
by De la Kreme February 8, 2020
Get the ‘Ponst mug.Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"
"Oh, the guy, of course."
"Oh, the guy, of course."
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When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019
Get the Polston Surprise mug.When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?
Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...
Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...
by Mjolnir12982 June 15, 2016
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n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
by Nickarossi August 6, 2007
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Lele Pons Effect is copying Lele Pons "comedy" and using it in other content for comedic purposes that only kids and younger teens believe is Funny.
Oh... Her Instagram is like "Lele Pons" thanks, I hate it.
Oh... Her Instagram is like "Lele Pons" thanks, I hate it.
by Teafo March 11, 2021
Get the Lele Pons Effect mug.Poestory is a new genre of writing in literature that is created by blending two words i.e. poetry + story. In a word, it is a type of writing where a story has both the qualities of poetry and prose.
A: What is 'Poestory'?
B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?
B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.
A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?
B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.
A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
by Rajeeb2014 September 12, 2016
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