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Noun:
A drunk, irresponsible, irritating and repulsive male of Scandinavian decent. Chovy's can be easily spotted: they often wear green, stare at their own ass and go canoeing at 3:30am.

If you see a Chovy don't despair - you'll rarely see one out after 10:00 pm more than two nights in a row. Should you come across one of these hideous creatures; back up very slowly and return to the cottage.

Synonyms: Turbo, Ass Muncher
"God, did I pull a Chovy at the Pump House Pub last night. I haven't acted that stupid since Greenwater."

"Oh great! Someone stole the crabs from my trap. What a F****** Chovy that guy must have been"
by Joe from Chelan April 1, 2008
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A dire cunt with no penis. Also has some wanker friends.
by yugiohfan900 February 21, 2005
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1. A person who doesn't know what they are talking about or doing.

2. A person talking shit behind someones back.
1." those skaters are fucking chovies when it comes to bmx bikes."

2. Erin: "did you hear what shannon said about amanda?"

Ti Ti :" yea shes such a lame-ass chovie."
by erinnyaadiggg September 15, 2009
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Refers to a problem or an undesirable situation or experience.
"Greg lost his job, that's chovie."

(after watching a lack-luster movie that you dished out $15 to see.) "Man, that movie was chovie!"

If Brianna has an attitude: "Bri why you gettin all chovie?"
by Dharmayatra May 26, 2010
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Referring to a gorgeous female and/or one's landing strip of love
"I approved of Anne's chovie"
by Leland the land of Lees March 8, 2008
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To chovy means to gap somebody so hard in league of legends laning phase that you are up 40 cs or more
Holy shit this Sylas is so bad I completely went chovy on this guy.
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Someone who has an awful attitude.
Created in the show Queer Eye, short for anchovie.
"She's so chovi today."
by Chovi. July 13, 2018
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