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But his credit card says ¶◙☺
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And drinks his own §↕○♫♣

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But his credit card says ¶◙☺
He sits on a ‼¶☼←♀
And drinks his own §↕○♫♣

At school he learnt
How to ♦○‼¶○♫•§○‼◘♠♀☼↨♣↕○♫•►♀☺♫¶‼
And until this day,
He doesn't know how ♥☼►§♀☺¶♣

His name is ¶◙☻
But his credit card says ¶◙☺
He sits on a ‼¶☼←♀
And drinks his own §↕○♫♣
¶◙☻ by co5oo May 30, 2022
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