[twilight] 

A gay book, that takes the already bled out concept of vampire romance, and dumbs it up enough for people to understand. I mean crystal vampires in Seattle, any real fan of Dracula, or vampires of any kind should never read this book. If you want a cool vampire romance book or movie, look up Let The Right One In, and Near Dark. And don't even talk about the fans, they make Trekkie's look normal. Also furries are as obsessed as these people are.

Trekkie: Man, have you seen Star Trek
Twilight fan: Naw, I think it is kinda lame
Trekkie: Your opinion might be wrong, but that's your opinion, like I hate Twilight
Twilight Fan: WHAAAAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE MY TWILIGHT <3<3<3<3 EDWARD IS GOD, NOT A SEXIST THAT TREATS BELLA LIKE PROPERTY, I MEAN THEY ARE LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS AS VAMPIRES WHAT'S COOLER THAN THAT.
Trekkie walks away in fear (which is saying something is wrong about that person).

[twilight] by Caleb Colton March 28, 2009

twilight 

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

twilight by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

twilight 

It occurs at dusk & dawn; the darking up & the lightening up of the sky.

I Love twilight; it's the 2nd & 3rd most favorite times of day/night for me!

twilight by Starchylde August 24, 2016

Twilight 

A four-part book series about a girl's choice between beastiality and neophilia

Twilight....

Twilight by OK]8 man on a skateboard January 21, 2010

Twilight  

Twilight is the time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk.

Twilight is one of the most beautiful times of the day for some people.

Twilight by cheygirl24 March 5, 2009

Twilight 

A book that has garnered the affection of tweenies everywhere; it tells of the neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one dimensional as themselves.

an extract from Twilight:

"Edward, what about ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the Volturi could relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"

Twilight by spacer_ December 9, 2008

Twilight  

1.The time before sunrise and after the sun sets.
2. A book which people won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.

1. It must be about twilight hour.
2. (Irrelevant example for twilight goes here.)

Twilight by Unimportant Name April 2, 2009