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A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.
Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...
by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

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Slang term referring to a blow job given to a male in which the partner giving the blow job uses their teeth to a point of causing unenjoyable pain. Usually the cause of being that the giver is inexperienced.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard your girlfriend did a jagged tunnel on you.
Guy 2: Oh God, yeah. My penis still hasn't recovered...
by Stevedaculedood55 June 15, 2010

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