Scat : To eat excrement.
McScat : To eat a McDonalds
burger.
HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.
Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine
gun.
Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.
John and
Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat"
Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said
Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said
Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my
love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.