[peni] 

any florida driver being an asshole on the road; multiple penises

"Ah man, this guys being a real peni."

[peni] by Fionace Beasley October 19, 2008

Peni 

Referring to multiple penises, typically used in the place of 'dicks'.

Philosopher: "It is little known that the hydra also had three peni, but that's enough about me."

Peni by DatBoiAJ July 17, 2016

peni 

plural of penis

i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag

peni by bigbazzascott December 10, 2022

peni 

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

peni by atemperman January 24, 2004

Peni 

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

Peni by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

peni 

an assortment of penises

Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.

peni by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

Peni 

plural of penis, to be used as a plural word

There are many Peni in the audience tonight

Peni by jeffdujon August 11, 2018