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Something that is to be charged, and then fired.
Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
lazer by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008
Lazer is the type to be your hero. A hero like yet better than Bob. When Bob post pictures of it raining, Lazer would post pictures of a sunny beach, despite. Lazers are fucking legendary.
Be like Lazer, Lazer is littt.
Lazer by Something with a thing November 21, 2021
The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor
"Dude that was totally lazer"
lazer by Phred October 6, 2004
A more lazer word for Awesome.
Dude that #@#$ is soo F'ing Lazer.

Oh man, these new shoes are Lazer!

Oh man, how much more lazer can she be! frak'n hot!

Oh man, my fingers where just amputated by a Lazer.!!! So Lazer!!
Lazer by Bstrfsh May 12, 2011
A lazer is a lazy loser.
Christian is such a lazer dude. He wakes up at like 2pm and plays WoW all day.
Lazer by Stepchildx September 3, 2019
When someone is able to tell when a female is bi or homosexual. Basically like gaydar but for lesbians.
Chris:"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
Olive: "Good luck, that girl is a lesbian."
Chris:"How do you know, you've never met her."
Olive:"I have good lazer"
lazer by Tuesday99 February 6, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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