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Something that is to be charged, and then fired.
Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
lazer by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008
Lazer is the type to be your hero. A hero like yet better than Bob. When Bob post pictures of it raining, Lazer would post pictures of a sunny beach, despite. Lazers are fucking legendary.
Be like Lazer, Lazer is littt.
Lazer by Something with a thing November 21, 2021
The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor
"Dude that was totally lazer"
lazer by Phred October 6, 2004
A more lazer word for Awesome.
Dude that #@#$ is soo F'ing Lazer.

Oh man, these new shoes are Lazer!

Oh man, how much more lazer can she be! frak'n hot!

Oh man, my fingers where just amputated by a Lazer.!!! So Lazer!!
Lazer by Bstrfsh May 12, 2011
A lazer is a lazy loser.
Christian is such a lazer dude. He wakes up at like 2pm and plays WoW all day.
Lazer by Stepchildx September 3, 2019
When someone is able to tell when a female is bi or homosexual. Basically like gaydar but for lesbians.
Chris:"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
Olive: "Good luck, that girl is a lesbian."
Chris:"How do you know, you've never met her."
Olive:"I have good lazer"
lazer by Tuesday99 February 6, 2008