[crimf]

really cool

wow that sweater is really crimf

by Jonny Harvey February 18, 2009

crimf

the new fuck...meaning that it can mean cool or ugh.

crimf i forgot to get hit that. or i hit that soo crimfing hard!!!

by ilovecrimfandilovejonnyharvey February 24, 2009

Crimp Off A Length

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

Dirty crime boy

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018

hop on crim

Usually the term for 'rough' anal sex with your friend, whether if they are a girl, or a boy.
The person cannot deny it, and has to have a rough anal sex with their partner.

Hey anna, wanna hop on crim?

by ErdemMg360 April 2, 2021