[crimf] 

really cool

wow that sweater is really crimf

[crimf] by Jonny Harvey February 18, 2009

crimf 

the new fuck...meaning that it can mean cool or ugh.

crimf i forgot to get hit that. or i hit that soo crimfing hard!!!

crimf by ilovecrimfandilovejonnyharvey February 24, 2009

Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

Crimp Off A Length by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

hush crime by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

Dirty crime boy 

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

Dirty crime boy by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

Perfect Crime 

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

Perfect Crime by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018

hop on crim

Usually the term for 'rough' anal sex with your friend, whether if they are a girl, or a boy.
The person cannot deny it, and has to have a rough anal sex with their partner.

Hey anna, wanna hop on crim?

hop on crim by ErdemMg360 April 2, 2021