An abreviation for come in mother fucker. The common & proper response to kkmf. Usually sent via text, but sometimes spoken aloud when someone enters a room.
After receiving a text from John reading "kkmf", I replied "cimf" to let him know to come over without knocking
An Acronym: (Case In Mother Fucking Point).
When a recent occurrence proves one's point and/or emphatically affirms the logic in one's argument. CIMFP is used most often in written conversation.
Person A: That woman is very promiscuous
Person B: No she's not!
(Aforementioned) Woman:I am willing to have sex with both of you (Person A and Person B) and anyone else right now!
Person A: CIMFP!!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."