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Spamton(Spamton G. Spamton) from Deltarune Chapter 2 , his first encounter text reads as follows
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late [Night?]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the [slime] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG [SHOT!!!]
BIG [SHOT!!!!]
BIG [SHOT!!!!!]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG [SHOT]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
hey I heard Spamton from Deltarune Chapter 2's pretty hard
Spamton by Sanemero57 September 30, 2021
Words you can keep
Just a [slime] who wants to give you some kromer. The best thing about him is HYPERLINK [BLOCKED].
HE HE HEY! IT'S ME YOUR [old friend] SPAMTON!
Spamton by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
Spamton, full name Spamton G. Spamton, is an antagonist in Chapter 2 of Deltarune.

Spamton appears as a diminutive robotic ventriloquist's dummy that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes changes colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back.

After his battle, he appears as a shopkeeper in the Trash Zone.

Spamton NEO is his upgraded form, which serves as a bonus boss on a normal route and the final boss of the Chapter 2 Snowgrave Route.
A mini Spamton. Heals the player when the F1 key is pressed during any Spamton battle.
Spamton by RXQ1jj September 30, 2021
EVERY BUDDY ' S FAVORITE
Number 1 [Rated Salesman1997]
DON'T YOU W4NNA BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
Spamton by Lil' Sephy September 27, 2021
A NUMBER [1 RATED SALESMAN1997] from Deltarune Chapter 2.
"I met Spamton in Deltarune today."
Spamton by AlecTheInterneter September 28, 2021
Spamton G. Spamton

The hidden boss Deltarune chapter 2 and one of the newest tumblr sexymen. I want to kiss him on the lips. I want to tell him that he will be a BIG SHOT one day. He is my little meow meow.
Person 1: Hey dude did you see the new hidden boss in deltarune chapter 2? He's such an interesting and silly character!
Me: I am deeply attracted to Spamton

Person 1: what the fuck
Spamton by Perfectly sane man September 30, 2021
Spamton G. Spamton, is an antagonist and trusty vendor in Chapter 2 of Deltarune. He has the best deals in Hyperlink Blocked as long as you have the KROMER required.
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 [Rated Salesman1997]. SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
Spamton by Banjoei September 29, 2021
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