when your so bloody bored you think your going insane, you try to get create and type 'alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv' in thinking surely no ones thought of this combo yet!

I wonder what combo hasn't been tried yet, I know! alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv'! That hasn't been tried yet!
To bad , I have, suck it up buddy.

alskdjfhgqpwoeirutyzmxncbv by Deadlock6 June 3, 2018

alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty

When you're so bored that you got passed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh, and hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq, but you still don't want to do your homework so you type the middle row first key (a) to last key on the middle row (l) and second key on the middle row (s) and the second to last key (k) etc., then you do the same for that last row and then the first row. I'm surprised no one defined this yet. Either that or I misspelled it. If I did then all this work was for nothing.

ohn: "I'm so bored, but I don't wanna do my homework."
Other guy: "Did you do 'qwertyuiopassdfghjklzxcvbnm?'"
John: "Yea and I did the other crap too."
Other guy: "Did you try 'alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty?'"
John: " HOLY SH-T I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!"

alskdjfhgzmxncbvqpwoeiruty by Bored Google Guy October 22, 2020

alskdjfhg

The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "left, right, left, right, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.

bmthizbr00t4l6969: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

pigs dont BREEE: alskdjfhg!!!!

pigs dont BREEE: are you serious?!?!?!

alskdjfhg by man in catsuit August 29, 2009

alskdjfhg

When you have hit the stage of boredom of typing your keyboard keys in order.

Jack was so bored he started typing "alskdjfhg"

alskdjfhg by PseudonymBoxIsReal February 19, 2018

alskdjfhggqpwoeirutymznxbcv

You are so bord that from the middle you press evry button then press the top then the bottom

alskdjfhggqpwoeirutymznxbcv is to random to be used

alskdjfhggqpwoeirutymznxbcv by dfjksdnjfke January 14, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026