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Skja is the definition of the action of pushing a spoon up someone’s ass.
Grab a spoon and shove it up someone's ass with extreme force and yell SKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Skja by Faktiskinte February 24, 2011
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;alksdjf;klajdf;skja;kdj;saksjfs 

;alksdjf;klajdf;skja;kdj;saksjfs when your bored
;alksdjf;klajdf;skja;kdj;saksjfs is borad
The greatest boyfriend ever. He's like Jesus, only better!
girl 1: I wish I had a Skjalg.

girl 2: I know, it is the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Skjalg by Anon21d February 6, 2010
Skjalm (Homo sapiens, lateinisch für „verstehender, verständiger“) ist nach der biologischen Systematik eine Art der Gattung Homo aus der Familie der Menschenaffen, die zur Ordnung der Primaten und damit zu den höheren Säugetieren gehört. In Unterschied seiner Artgenossen kann er auch zu der Zweiggattung des Homo big dickerus zugeordnet werden. Zudem ist er mit einer äußerst prägnant ausgebildeteten Leber (lateinisch iecur, griechisch Hepar, altgriechisch ἧπαρ hḗpar) ausgerüstet und somit für den Kampf um das letzte Hefebräu gegenüber anderer Artgenossen gewappnet.
...: OMG! How can a guy be so cool and trinkfest the same time?
...: He must be a Skjalm!
Skjalm by xX_Tobert_Xx February 21, 2023
Skjalm (Homo sapiens, lateinisch für „verstehender, verständiger“) ist nach der biologischen Systematik eine Art der Gattung Homo aus der Familie der Menschenaffen, die zur Ordnung der Primaten und damit zu den höheren Säugetieren gehört. In Unterschied seiner Artgenossen kann er auch zu der Zweiggattung des Homo big dickerus zugeordnet werden. Zudem ist er mit einer äußerst prägnant ausgebildeteten Leber (lateinisch iecur, griechisch Hepar, altgriechisch ἧπαρ hḗpar) ausgerüstet und somit für den Kampf um das letzte Hefebräu gegenüber anderer Artgenossen gewappnet.
...: OMG! How can a guy be so cool and trinkfest the same time?
...: He must be a Skjalm!
Skjalm by xX_Tobert_Xx February 21, 2023
A self-concious and a critisizing individual. A person who does not usually accept change. Name meaning: “Squinting”
Person 1 : Yeah, being around Skjalg makes me feel depressed sometimes.
Person 2: Me too. You can’t spend too much time with him or you might implode!
skjalg by NameOrigins June 3, 2018

Skjávarpi 

A rectangular computer box that shoots a light on a wall to make a picture that can most of the times be fucking school or a great movie in a beautiful movie theatre.
An American Man: Woah what is that?

Icelandic Chad: Þetta er skjávarpi minn góði vinur.

An American Man: Fascinating.
Skjávarpi by Jacko Farnio Monkui September 16, 2022
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