Flute

To blow on one's shaft while simultaneously running your fingers up and down in various patterns. As to mock playing an instrument in order to get your partner to hit higher notes!

If that motherfucker plays his cards right i'm going to flute him tonight.

by the musicians January 28, 2009

flute

A musical instument, normally silver in colour.
It is an instument which is normally played by toffs or poofs. It is (apparently) very hard to play.

"Harry was playing his flute in a concert last night, he is such a poof"

by Immy May 1, 2005

flute

A homosexual of the man type.

I tell you that boy is an f-l-u-t-e flute.

by mungdiver223 May 6, 2008

flute

a kinky instrument that you use to practice with your dick-sucking skills.
nothing special but it at least helps when your in a bad mood

also intended to rape your ears thanks to trihard 12 year old youtubers

john: dude do you see that guy using a flute?
john's mouth: ah shit, here we go again
buster: yea man i never knew people use those now, i can dick suck without using a flute -_-

example: AH FUCK THAT GUY IS GONNA RAPE MY EARS WITH A FLUTE! where the fuck are my earplugs mom!!!!!!!!
johns mouth: AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
*troot but "louder"*

by dankr4idiator July 21, 2019

a flute

A quick way for a fag to show that he is really all about the cock.

"hey fellas, I played my flute like a little school girl for you today now can I please play the skin flute

by Skinny Pimp November 13, 2003

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

Flute

One of the "ok" instruments in band, rival to the clarinets. Flutes control the woodwind section but are just waiting to be overthrown by the clarinets.

Those flutes have it coming for them

by Englandman23 April 30, 2015