/facehair

An unholy attempt in which an uneducated mother attempts to create a new *facepalm*

Mother: What's a facepalm?
Awesome child: /me facepalms.
Mother: Can you do a /facehair? ;D
Awesome child: No, no, Mum you can't.
Mother: It's just a sugge-
Awesome child: GET THE FUCK OUT

by homohomohomohomo. July 30, 2009

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009

faceHarmony

A combination of Facebook and eHarmony.

When someone adds another as a friend, and decides to get with that person, whom they've never met.

WTF? Will is dating Jennetta? I'm pretty sure he just added her as a friend. He's trying to win women over faceHarmony.

by ibedoinyourmom January 31, 2010

facechair

Often mistaken, a facechair is a universial word for an action pertaining to one partner using the other as a seat.

"Hey Brian, I think he's giving her a facechair"
"That's right, he is a human seat!"

by Stevehowe June 25, 2017