(Not Gay) 

Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual.

Guy 1: "My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"

Guy 2: "There goes a man who is completely heterosexual."

(Not Gay) by AnonPGT April 26, 2008

not gay 

Gay.

"I'm not gay." <---- spoken by a closeted homosexual.

not gay by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

not gay 

new speak term meaning that they actually are gay if uttered by a politician.

Senator Craig said "I am not gay, I have never been gay" after being busted soliciting gay sex.

not gay by mattmass September 8, 2007

not gay 

Declaration; a phrase that is shouted out loud by a straight man when he does something gay.

Brad slapped Ted on the ass in the shower room and then yelled "Not gay!" to prove indefinitely that he was not, in fact, gay.

not gay by Valigarmander September 4, 2007

not gay 

what a guy says after being blown by another guy.

Im not gay just because he sucked my cock and i came. Im not gay, I was sleeping when he sucked my cock and i came.

not gay by stom December 27, 2014

Not gay 

Sarcastic way of saying/ telling someone they are a homo or gay.

AG: (Finishes telling a joke) Hahahaha

Jeezy: Wow, you're not gay, no you're not. Nope. Not gay...

OR-------

ROBERT: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROU

Jeezy: (after hearing him) Not gay.

Not gay by darcy mcgee March 1, 2009

not gay 

Phrase added at the end of post in an internet forum to indicat that, despite the content of the post, the poster is in fact heterosexual.

"Hey guys, I luv teh cok

PS: (not gay)"

not gay by urmom November 5, 2003