(Not Gay)

Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual.

Guy 1: "My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"

Guy 2: "There goes a man who is completely heterosexual."

by AnonPGT April 26, 2008

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Gay

GAY, adjective

1. Merry; airy; jovial; sportive; frolicksome. It denotes more life and animation than cheerful.

Belinda smiled, and all the world was gay

2. Fine; showy; as a gay dress.

3. Inflamed or merry with liquor; intoxicated; a vulgar use of the word in America.

GAY, noun An ornament. Not used.

We were having a very GAY old time until those abnoxious pedophiles showed up. Why can't they get along with anyone?

by THE-INTELLECTUAL February 3, 2023

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