'ternets

THE new way to say Internet. See "ternets"

Boy, sure are a lot of 'ginas on the ole 'ternets.

by Ðans May 30, 2006

ternets

The new hip way to refer to the Internet. A direct result of that new trend where you only say the end of the word. Like, 'gina and 'sticle.

Boy, sure are a lot of 'ginas on the ole 'ternets.

by Ðans June 11, 2006

9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

terneisha

A pretty girl who can rock out your whole pan but has great sex skills.

Terneisha can steal yuh man.

by Suck breast May 2, 2018

Friend Terrets

when your having a conversation with someone and they just randomly blurt out something about their friends that has nothing to do with the topic at all

-"OMG i love The Ramones!"
-"OMG me too!"
-"wow whats your favorite song?"
-"my friend alex has long hair"
**thinks***, wow this dude has friend terrets

by turkeycowlard August 19, 2008

Ternet

A person who become sometimes good , cool , retard , cringe. Uses Jianwut emoji a lot.

Ternet : Bitch Lasagna
Someone: What
Ternet: :jianwut:

by SuperBad FT March 22, 2021

done-ternet

One who has reached the end of the Internet.

Im done-ternet now. I have seen it all and have reached the end of the Internet.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005