A person who is retarded, but is realy a normal person just acting like one.
Since he fell off the stairs he is a tard
by D C August 09, 2006
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Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick January 29, 2006
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A suffix added to the end of a word to make it a specific way of referring to someone, or something someone does, as retarded.
Fucktard Motard Asstard Gotard Cocktard Gaytard
by Moth May 17, 2004
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As well as being an insult by itself, tard can also be a wonderful, magical, multipurpose suffix that will make insults even more imaginative and quite possibly more insulting.

Be imaginative with your choice of prefix.
Words ending in tard:

1. Person A: DRAGONBALL Z IS TEH ROCKZ!!!!111one!!

Person B: That guy isn't just your standard tard...he's a bloody smacktard.

2. Person C: LOL! Did you see Person A fall over into a bush? What an asstard!

3. Person D: Man, Person A is such a god damned gaytard.
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Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).
Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!
by Ace February 05, 2002
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One lacking intelligence, or acts like a fool. Has no connection with one who has a disability.
Did you see Tom at recess? The tard fell of the slide when he was playing tag.
by AJ FO SHO November 29, 2007
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