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Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".
Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!
by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017
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snack stash

An avetard has his very own stash of snack purely for when he is out like a light. He knows he will get the MF munchies so he is sure to have a bunch of snacks ready to go for those situations. This stash of snacks is full up straight junk food and the avetards will also sell their snacks to each other to try to make a quick buck.
Norman "Nick" hit the MF dab rig and had the munchies hit soon after so he decided to go to his snack stash and eat 9 packs of sour patch kids.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Dad-stache

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.
You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!
by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012
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clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).
Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.
by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017
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A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.
"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"
by NorCalBoys June 14, 2019
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sasheka

Sasheka is the name of the realist girl she tells you how shxt is, she don't play no games always on her game, always there to listen and a shoulder to cry on, a multitalented and a great friend and a ride and a die.

A freak in the sheet and defiantly a lady in the streets very ambitious and there always successful , there always beautiful girls and see the beauty in others believes everyone is a king and a queen but most of all she is gods special cloth.
aye you see that chicka
who sasheka
she's a real golden trophy
by badpeopleonly September 5, 2016
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Sashelle

The most beautiful girl in the world. She completes me in every way possible and makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. She is a girl i can see myself with in 20 years and still having fun with and discovering new things with. When i look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and make him see the beauty in the world. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. The greatest times I've ever had in my life involve her and in short, i just cant imagine life without her.
Bob: I hooked up with Brittany for five hours last night!

Bill: I talked to Sashelle for 20 minutes last night.

Bob: I'm jealous!!!
by Redapple12 January 19, 2012
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