'morning fingers' 

The art of sending a relatively coherent txt first thing in the morning while your waking finger dexterity has not fully surfaced. Thus, leading to a few spelling mistakes and you blaming your 'morning fingers' not the night before.

Warning:
When under the influence of various substances, your 'morning fingers' instantly reappear and could get you into trouble.

Ryan:

Man dude, my girlfriend thought I was still drunk this morning 'coz of the txt I sent her before work. Almost got me into trouble...but I just told her my 'morning fingers' were to blame and now she understands.

'morning fingers' by kimmipooh January 5, 2010

morning finger 

the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night

commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....

I can't stop smelling my morning finger.

dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there

morning finger by bill_the_kid January 2, 2012