'Fects'

'The fects' circa 1960's 70's Manchester child school playground speak: is an imaginary condition that the smelly or deprived kids at school had or carried, and if you were friendly with said kids were at risk of being socially outcast and becoming a sufferer, carrier or monger of the same 'FECTS' (EFFECTS)

''Don't play with him cos he's got the 'fects', his ma sews his underpants into his trousers!''

'Fects' by Gadjit December 28, 2018

faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda

The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".

faith over facts by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS 

A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.

Ben Shapiro on veganism: Triggered libs DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS

DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS by falsetokaiba June 15, 2020

Alternative facts 

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

Alternative facts by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017

Alternative Facts 

Lies.

There is no such thing as "Alternative Facts".
They're fucking lies, damn.

Alternative Facts by ez0ck January 22, 2017