$CUM

A fake stock name used on Reddit (especially r/GME) to parody the efforts of hedge funds, which have been attempting to divert attention away from $GME by hyping up other random stocks.

"GME is cool, but I'm loading up on $CUM now" -Reddit user

"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user

by Ajfndjcoakqmdkf March 4, 2021

Cum

The shit that comes outta yo dick when u horny

FUCK IMMA CUM

by icumcuzIGOTBIGASSDICK August 24, 2020

Cum

Cum is cum

Cum

by CummerCumCum May 25, 2021

Cum

Look, you're in school. You're bored. So yeah hi there.

I busted a FAT nut and my cum went all over the place.

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

Cum

A salty liquid usually put in tea to add flavour or texture

:Would you like cum in your #tea

:yes please i would love some cum in my tea

by Probablydead May 24, 2020

Cum

the white stuff that comes out of your pee pee

¨Mom! There's white stuff coming out of my peen!" "That's cum son."

by SmAlLpEeN December 3, 2018

Cum

Why did you look this up?

Just why did you look up Cum.

by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022