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"The Fagan" 

The most disrespectful and sometimes discusting way to destroy a girl's lower regions, most commonly delivered to a slut.
Some examples of "The Fagan" would include:
"Dude, how about we warm them up by plowing one each, then we plow one together while the other one fucks a bowling pin??"

"Please wear a Burger King "King" mask when you bone her. It'd be hilariuos....women crying during sex is really the only right way to do it...."

"Hey, getting slapped is a good thing. IT's license to choke, fuck the shit out of a girl.. anger in the hips.. make her hurt in all the right places..mhmm."
"The Fagan" by asparagus. January 16, 2008
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The Incredible Fagamo 

Closeted homosexual. Loves magic almost as much as he loves cock.
Adam- You going to The Incredible Fagamo’s show?
Wendy- Na there’s only so many times I can watch him make penises disappear.
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