i cant drive

you are either 16 or older, stupid and failed your driving text, or you are young and frowned upon of embarrassment in the back seat with your mom. sucks either way.

"i cant drive because i failed my test again!"
"gosh! what are you, retarded?!"

by Hayleyy June 25, 2008

I hate muslims

The statement that is said by Islamophobic people, and maybe Arabophobic people.

Refugee: "I love being Muslim in America"

Some Islamophobe: "I hate Muslims, fuck you"

by RJBAYHEY July 26, 2022

I like you for who you are

You are outwardly an incredibly unattractive and unlikable specimen of the human race, yet somehow I have managed to find some likeable aspect of your personality

Quasimodo, I like you for who you are

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

you know how i roll

The way you are or the path you choose

you know how i roll - you know thats what i do

by Gordon June 17, 2006

you jump, I jump, Jack

A phrase referring to the movie Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. When Rose (Winslet) is getting ready to go into the water as the Titanic is sinking, she famously exclaims to Jack (DiCaprio), "You jump, I jump, Jack!"
It is a saying that implies that you have faith or trust in someone if they are willing to do it with you.

ex1) P#1: I know that this food looks really gross but it tastes really good, try it.

P#2: Hey, you jump, I jump, Jack

ex2) P#1: This water looks really cold and dangerous.

P#2: Don't worry, I'll be with you the whole time.

P#1: You jump, I jump, Jack!

by Silent Guitar March 17, 2009

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.

EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!

by G THE G May 11, 2007