face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.

there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.

by brimith June 14, 2007

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 30, 2021

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

by JRizzle2016 February 05, 2020

the Face

The ugly thing on the front of you.

"Hey, YOU! With the Face!"

by ljak November 23, 2021

The face

Used to imply to a beautiful or badass face or mug.

She was the face of that runway in Paris.

by Maina Kabuki January 21, 2020

No face

Made from the Foundation by the Probyn Family.

No Face
- When someone hasn’t had head in a while it really means, they have not kissed anyone really.

Hey gang I got mad head last week

Shit bro I havnt had any in months

Damm bro. No face

by Dom’s inventions June 15, 2022

fish face nigga

A sharp business man with an negro background.

Damien was a fish face nigga, he made millions selling his FuBu clothing all over the world

by knvl1 June 02, 2012