gone off apricot

When apricots go off.

The gone off apricots smelled like piss.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Off-the-Grid Starfish

a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male

I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!

by oilyotter December 13, 2021

bite off more than what u can chew

to take on a task that is too big

i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..

by 13wishes April 22, 2014

Stop off for a Boston tea party

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021

logging off discord

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.

Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!

by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024

bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.

Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!

by FalconFlight April 22, 2009

HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012