jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020

Jerk off

Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.

Goodnight bro, see you tomorrow, boutta go jerk off.

by Stickytipbro March 16, 2023

trauma off urban dictionary

i think we all know what i mean

person 1
yo did you see the erect penis page on urban dictionary?

person 2
i have trauma off urban dictionary because of that

by liontech November 17, 2023

Vent Off

This is when two or more people decide to compete with abuse stories until one wins by having it worse off than the other.

This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.

Person 1- "Did you see the Vent Off in the group chat last night?

Person 2- "No, I was asleep."

by DARK_VOID April 12, 2024

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 04, 2023

fukk off

If you are too scared to say it to their face, you tell them to visit fukkoff.com

You: 'Hey, my real opinion of you is at fukkoff.com'

Friend: 'Fukk Off'

by heuheuheuheulol123 March 04, 2016

snub-off

To link, by suitable device, a towing or pulling vehicle or unit, to a reliably stationary object, or to one or more additional vehicles or towing/pulling units, to move or hold back something exceeding the traction of a single or lesser number of such units.

Hey, snub-off your bedtruck to the dozer so you don't slide back any further on the next pull.

by silverswingpress May 20, 2014