stuck ass

when someone is smoking weed and for a minute they lost track of their movement, unable to speak, lackin common sense

Friend 1: hey look at this bitch
Friend 2: let me see!
Friend 1: (doesn't show the friend the bitch because friend 1 got lost on what he/she was going to do)
Friend 2: fucking stuck ass!!!

by ms.puffyhair May 2, 2011

Ass-handed

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.

Did you see that guy on his phone? That ass-handed bitch made me miss the green light!

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017

Boot ass

An idiot, ignorant person dumbass ect

Why is jerry such a Boot ass

by Boot Ass hunter October 23, 2017

Ass clant

The shoving of a small dike in to his math teacher.

Dean shoved his ass clant in mrs.close ass hole.

by Hit me September 23, 2017

Faggot Ass

Coined circa 1994 at Rutgers Univ to describe other males at the Davidson single sex dormitory experiment on the engineering campus that went horribly wrong.

Hey faggot ass, you dropped your cocktail sauce.

by AMF Davidson SMA May 11, 2013

ass wazz

The art of curling one out of one's back passage. An Ass Wazz is essentially taking a dump, simply put in an infinitely more eloquent fashion.

"I shall retire to the lavatory for a sumptuous ass wazz."

"Joyce expelled an almighty ass wazz across Nigel's face. Some went in his eyes."

by Ian Gee May 2, 2006

hot-ass

One who is acting to impress others in a situation where the result could be (most typically) arrest. One who is acting in a flagrantly belligerent or, in some cases, dangerous way; can also be 'hot moves'

"I can't believe that hotass is taking a bong hit in front of those cops!" or "Rick got the nickname of Hot Moves because of all the hot-ass things he has done."

by Anthony Forrester January 3, 2008