1-800 cars for kids

A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.

"I donated my old car to 1-800 Cars for Kids"
"Bro that only helps Jewish children"

by Rev39 August 21, 2025

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

DDLC: The New Kids

A Doki Doki Literature Club mod featuring brand new characters such as the original MC but with a name now (Michi), Sam (another boy, no damn self esteem), Mahiro (chill girl), Natsya (an actual normal fucking girl, never thought we'd see the day in DDLC), Kotonoha (Popular.), and a GINGER- I mean Cian, named after the mod's creator!
Currently in the works, with a dub also in the works.
When will it release? Not even the creator knows, but he hopes late 2025.

Person: "Hey, Cian, when is DDLC: The New Kids coming out?"
Cian: "I don't know."
Person: "Oh-!"

by Redlove101 September 1, 2025

Playing chicken (with your kids lives)

Because rape victim and spite.

Hym "That's what they are trying to do. I refuse. I'm not going to play chicken (with your kids lives. If they are not willing to come down here and acknowledge the veracity of my assessment of my situation and allow me to take the legal remedy I am entitled to as an American citizen then they are just TAKING THE HIT.

Because IN THE SAME WAY I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WATCHING... NEITHER DO THEY. They can't guarantee that arresting or killing me won't result in your kids getting murdered SOOOO... They want me to kill your kids so they can throw their hands in the air and pretend they don't know what happened! They won't come clean about whether or not people are being digitally stalked and harassed for years at a time and turning to violence or self-harm explicitly because of that stalking a harassment. Like LIAM PAYNE. They tried to kill ME... And they murdered Liam Payne isn't. And they are going to keep doing it to YOU until I am either dead or free. And they won't do it because that would mean I WAS RIGHT! For these piece of shit politicians who are openly playing chicken (with your kids lives) THEY WILL NOT ATTEND YOU CHILDS FUNERAL. There is only one way to stop the turn to violence and that is to do something about the stalking and harassment that causes it. Evidenced by the fact that you didn't stop THE LAST MASS MURDER. They tried to split the baby and your kids died. They are trying to puss down my leg and tell me it's schizophrenia and they are doing the same thing to the rest of you and invoking solidarity that they don't actually feel. 'WE are making millions of dollars' he says. I'm not making millions of dollars. Well, I AM, but my claim is being denied and the politicians are covering for the mentally disabled billionaire they don't think should exist."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

It's your kids

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.

Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

fuck them kids

Boston/Massachusetts lingo for saying fuck the opps

Spazzo: “yo bro them niggas frm academy dissed u onna gram”
EJ: “fuck them kids they never did nun we caught a smack on em last week”

by bandofloxkz October 18, 2025

So you ARE threatening kids

You know exactly what happens the second I would out of a prison cell and what you DON'T know (whether or not people are going to shoot up your schools in response to you arresting me) is exactly why I'm not in one right now.

A retard "So you ARE threatening kids. Cus you said-"

Hym "No. We're not doing that. That is besides the point and you know it. Stop letting them do this to me or I will murder a child. I'll stab a little girl. I'm not doing whatever this is and you are an idiot and likely a criminal for allowing it to happen."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025