Pulling a Max 

being so horny that is absolutely goated especially in the GC.

Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3

Pulling a Max by Fatcoochslayer69 December 9, 2021

Pulling a Jody 

Adjusting the cards in your latest Magic deck, eating a large meal, taking a fat shit, or finishing a game of Madden. The more of those the better. This is usually done while a group of friends or family is waiting for u to so they can do something important, and takes and inordinately long time

Kid: Hey Mom, where’s dad? We’re gonna be late to my last baseball game of the season
Mom: IDK
Other kid: Oh, Dad’s in there pulling a Jody. He’s finishing up his dinner on the toilet. He got mad and told me to give him a minute when I told him u said to hurry up

Pulling a Jody by 1234loozer2000 January 24, 2022

Pulling A Pitman 

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

Pulling A Pitman by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Pulling a Meesam

Pulling a Meesam is a new trancedentalist idea where one simultaneously beats thy meat while taking a shit.

Wanna join me in pulling a Meesam

Pulling a Meesam by ColNart February 13, 2022

Pulling a David 

Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.

Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David

Pulling a David by lady's man5441 February 21, 2022

pulling a kobe 

being able to land all those shots but not able to land the helicopter

a guy died in a helicopter today, hes pulling a kobe

pulling a kobe by mydadlovedme February 25, 2022

Pulling a joegamer 

Pulling a joegamer refers to being trash at any given game at any given time with no improvement in sight.

Friend 1: Bro how do you shoot in this game
Friend 2: LEFT MOUSE BUTTON MAN, ITS BASIC KNOWLEDGE

Friend 1: oh sorry
Friend 2: you just pulled a joegamerpulling a joegamer

Pulling a joegamer by sk3tchyboi March 6, 2022