your moms a hoe 

when mom makes pancakes with no syrup

person 1: I dont like you
person 2:YOUR MOMS A HOE

and that's how you say it in a sentence

josh ily

your moms a hoe by ThatOneCaveria ily November 18, 2019

your mom in a box 

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

your mom in a box by Chris March 23, 2005

your mom 

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

your mom by The Blanester88 November 26, 2007

Your mom gay lol

If someone uses this insult you will get raped and die in your sleep if want to kill an enemy say your mom gay lol

Assholes: yo penis is small
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Assholes: gets raped and dies
Me: goes to jail for murder and rape

Your mom gay lol by Jacdabeast May 10, 2018

Your Face

Anytime you hear a derogatory adjective, just come back with "just like your face"

Sally: what an ugly picture!
Bobby: yeah, just like your face!

Latisha: that is one shitty car.
Dante: just like your face!

Your Face by emie April 28, 2004

your mother

when in a argument, if the other person says your mother...

say it right back!

Brenden: you mother.

Matt: NO YOUR MOTHER! BITCH!

your mother by AMMC June 24, 2008

Your bitch is choosing 

When a female with a boyfriend or husband or any significant other chooses another man outright without any second thoughts. Cheating without the need to creep.

Damn my nigga your bitch is choosing, i seen her with that other nigga kissing and shit.

Your bitch is choosing by killatello February 21, 2011