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Babe unit

Highest ranking you would give someone on a 10/10 scale. The hottest girl or guy you have seen!
Wow, look at that girl over there. She's a babe unit.
by Shmeddy April 16, 2020
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Puffballs United

Made partily by Innersloth, the creators of Among us and dig to china. They made the awesome Henry Stickman series. If you don't know what that is, go look it up.
Bob: "Puffballs United is super cool"
Billy: "Yeah!"
by MonkycMonkeydoMonkyeateatursho November 9, 2020
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Oxford United

A shit club in league 1 with a 3 sided stadium, tinpot. They are tiny so the only thing they live off is being obsessed with rivals Swindon and beating Portsmouth in the playoff semi final, and went on to lose the final.
Who do you support mate?
Oxford United
That explains the 12 fingers then. Also when you said you shag your sister, I thought it was a joke.
by Simple fakts February 15, 2021
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Standard Bender unit

A measurement equal to 2m (2000mm). Commonly used term derived from the spatial development of railway elements from a recent south western sydney rail corridor. Elements along the track are broken down into Standard Bender Units for ease of translation between designers.
1: How wide is the road?
2: Oh, about 3 standard bender units (SBU)!
3: It seemed more like 2 benders....
by DRAINAGE MAINLINE January 11, 2012
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A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP
by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020
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The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
by EeveLyn November 30, 2020
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Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.
Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin
by Aspenburger September 1, 2021
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