Tool

Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.

LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."

FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."

by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019

Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019

Toolbox song

Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand

Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song

by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019

Tool

Dylan Stewart

Wow Dylan is a huge tool a ha ha

by wayment September 1, 2019

Toolish

Acting like a foolish tool

Take her knickers off your head and stop being so toolish.

by Barbie Cakes November 29, 2019

tooler

A person overly reliant on their tools. Someone applying learned formulas rather than actually understanding their craft.

I should have hired a graphic designer not a Photoshop tooler.

by GlowNGR January 3, 2020

Tool

Often refered to someone who is a weapon of mass destruction for the female genitalia. Someome who will "reach bottom" and "stretch out the edges". Someome whos talent is unrivaled by anyone else in the company he works for. Someone who is truley undervalued for the work hes capable of accomplishing.

"Damn, Lucas is a total Tool!!"

by Toolgod112 June 19, 2020