Tiger Woods Syndrome

A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.

When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!

by Jill4795 December 16, 2009

Tiger Stripes

A term used to describe a woman's belly after just having a child. In other words, stretch marks.

Honey dont look at my stomach. I've got really bad tiger stripes

by Bobbei Baby March 8, 2011

Vietnamese crouching tiger

A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.

"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"

by heeeymonkeey May 5, 2009

Tiger Lily

The love child of the late Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates, an orphan at 4 years of age until she was adopted by Bob Geldof, her mother's ex husband.

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence

by baj123 January 27, 2007

taperd

Barbadian slang, another work for gay or homosexual. Also used to describe a straight man looking unsually sharp or debonair.

1.That guys looks taperd.
2.I'll be looking fully taperd tonight
3.You f***ing taperd.

by winston hall May 16, 2006

weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth

"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"

by glenn davis May 17, 2008

Tiger Woods Fingers

When you are rubbing the front of the pussy very fast as if you were putting spin on the ball while playing Tiger Woods 2009 Video Game...

"I gave her the Tiger Woods fingers, and that made her instantly want to fuck me"

by Kyle Rosch March 31, 2009