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A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.
"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"
by heeeymonkeey May 5, 2009
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