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mid-year crisis

Every year in high school, the time when everything in school and life gets so overwhelming that you break down and cry.
"Four tests tomorrow and I have work 'till 12 tonight; I'm having my annual mid-year crisis"
"I'll get the tissues."
by highschoolsenior October 13, 2011
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1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.
Example : we were all 1 year old s.
by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020
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New Years Eve

Where adults get drunk and kids run around in the background>
"my mom is so drunk from new years eve!"
by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019
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5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.
"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"
by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023
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Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.
Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?
by Slugedge January 13, 2021
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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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New Year’s Rizzolution

When you pick up a girl on the first of January
My friend had massive game with a girl and I said “Woah he got a New Year’s Rizzolution)
by ytayee December 23, 2022
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