When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit
by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020
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by YessyWessy November 12, 2021
Get the Wipe mug.When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 4, 2021
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by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021
Get the piss wipe mug.Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
by hilarioyo August 25, 2021
Get the three wipe rule mug.If anyone called you asswipe it is probably mesntbin an offensive way, but if you really think about it when your taking a fat shit and you wipe your ass it just feelings so good and you live it, so basically what they are trying to tell you is that they love you.
by Izzydoodle June 27, 2021
Get the Ass wipe mug.When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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