Carmel Pudding Bomb

When a male has diarreah and shits into a blonde partners hair, then takes his big toe, and jams it up into his female partners ass, 'causing them to flinch, forward, mixing the diarreah into her hair, making a carmel color, then proceeding to put it into a bowl, letting the male lather it into her anus hole, and then letting the male have easy entry and a good fucking. Long and hard.
Man I gave Stc a Carmel Pudding Bomb last night and she fucking loved all the diarreah!
by Anita potty January 01, 2012
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self saucing pudding

When you consume large amounts of beer through a funnel/beer bong and can't consume it all in one go so throw it back up into the funnel/beer bong to finish it off.
Bro dont let it go to waste, puke back in the top and have a self saucing pudding
by Choicey August 23, 2017
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First Prize Pudding

When a man ejaculates from masterbation
I was watching some cam-girl on my phone and made a fistful of first prize pudding
by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021
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jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty
Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.
by jondich February 29, 2020
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Strawberry rice pudding

"Man my girl and her ex gave me that Strawberry rice pudding last night, it hurt at first tho"
by Therealpuddingswaper June 18, 2018
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Black Pudding Bender

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.
Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.
by Hereticdark September 13, 2011
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A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.
“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”

What if the world was made of pudding?”
by Final Fox August 14, 2022
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