tabletop

when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.

Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!

by High school Pimp January 20, 2022

side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

Loon-Tablets

Can be associated with drugs, normally used when someone is very hyper........

<girl 1> Omg! Shes so hyper!
<girl 2> Omg!yeah, It's like shes a loony on loon-tablets in loon land!

by Melanie!!!!!!!!!<3 December 9, 2008

unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.

Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009

Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style

That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!

by Doggie King August 17, 2011

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011

Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013