2 definitions by High school Pimp

when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.
Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!
by High school Pimp January 21, 2022
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When someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed and chooses to take it out on you or people around you.
Kyle: Oui, did you hear about Mrs.M?
Chase: No, what happened with her
Kyle: Apparently she was being a real knocker
by High school Pimp January 19, 2022
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