500 Days Of Summer

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.

It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.

by rlrsltx December 11, 2012

Five Seconds of Summer

A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us

Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!

Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*

by Truth in its purest form September 4, 2016

A Summer Fling

A good one for the teenagers, the act of finding a girl who will please you, do anything for you, go to party's with you, and pretty much have sex with you. After the summer ends, you dump her and end the fling.

Summer's starting boys and I need me a summer fling.

by Captain Morgan Freeman August 21, 2010

Summer

Season in which girls allow boys to sexually take advantage of them.

The fine ladies of SRAEKME will do just about anything during summer

by Hemily37 June 16, 2008

Summer Teeth

Used to describe a girl who is pretty but void of a full set of teeth, causing unsightly gaps between exsisting teeth.

Bob: "Yea dude, she was hot, but she had Summer Teeth."
Joe: "Summer Teeth?"
Bob: "Yea, some her teeth were here, some her teeth were there..."

by insert fake name here37 February 16, 2010

Summericular Cancer

The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.

"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."

by El Zacko August 20, 2007

Marc Summers Rug Burn

This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.

It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...

by kubla85 May 30, 2009