Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

the lamp starts to look weird

The term used on TikTok is used to refer to living a moment in the past that brung you comfort or made you happy, the lamp starts looking weird is sort of like your living a dream of a time when everything seemed so simple but, suddenly you realize something is off, picture your in a time that made you happy, the lamp will always be visible in the back of this fantasy, sort of just flickering and in a way you suddenly know this isn’t real. The lamp looking weird is sort of a figure of speech telling you this is all fake, your dreaming this, life will never be like this again, explaining why people use the the term in sad contexts, the sound used in these videos is “White Ferrari” By Frank Ocean.

When I wake up to them telling me how proud they are of me but, the lamp starts to look weird..

by Being sad is okay December 12, 2024

2 year head start

Oh? How did you get that?

Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2024

The rest starts its now

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The rest starts its now

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Don't Let's Start

Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
When you are alone
You are the cat, you are the phone, you are an animal
The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful

They want what they're not, and I wish they would stop singing
"Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa
Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa"
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

by Txorromorro March 4, 2025

Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit

Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.

by Thinman529k March 30, 2025

Escape Artistry Starts At 6.29s And Ends In 5 Hours

Escape Artistry Starts At 6.29s And Ends In 5 Hours

Escape Artistry Starts At 6.29s And Ends In 5 Hours

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025