Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
Get the Navy SEAL Starter Kitmug. There's a white guy in Statesville NC who tries to get uneducated Blacks to get their GED through his Adult Learning Center. The majority of these people are criminals with long rap sheets. This is absolutely no benefit to anyone, but himself. He does this to boost his HUGE ego.
Did you hear about Tyrone robbing that convenience store and shooting the clerk last night?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?
by Thinman529k August 30, 2025
Get the Patrick's Peoplemug. A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.
jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.
by Thinman529k January 10, 2025
Get the Disposable Homo Erectusmug.