Baywatch Speed

The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.

I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath

Baywatch Speed by Willack October 16, 2008

kiddie speed 

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.

Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.

kiddie speed by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008

alpha speed 

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.

My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.

alpha speed by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013

google speed 

A speed that is faster than normal speed.

My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.

google speed by fittytrent May 10, 2016

sanic speed 

Sanic speed is when you or somelne goes su fast it rips apart all time and existence and if you were to run sanic speed you will hear sonic the hedgehog green hill zone ear rape music

Yo he goin sanic speed m8

sanic speed by sanicspeed2fst May 7, 2017

Dank Speed 

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

Dank Speed by Friccler June 14, 2018

Sam Speed 

womaniser but also likes men

“Oh my GOSH”
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men”

Sam Speed by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022