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That sandpaper is smoothless.
His approach to picking up women is so smoothless that he never gets a date.
That sandpaper is smoothless.
His approach to picking up women is so smoothless that he never gets a date.
by Poolshark53 February 26, 2010
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luke - i bet you cant down this flaming absynthe
scott - i bet i can!
luke - wow dude you did it
scott - SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
scott - i bet i can!
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by Poulson June 16, 2005
Get the Smooth mug.1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.
2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.
2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.
1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.
2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.
2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.
by TheSex_Corner June 17, 2009
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named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen
named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen
I hit the bith in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay
Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.
Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.
by The A Team of the Food Bank August 28, 2008
Get the smoot mug.Much of these definitions may be true but one version of the word Smoot originated from a silly deviation from the word 'SMUT' which is created by replacing the 'U' with a double 'O' for use in chatrooms where the word 'smut' or 'porn' is not appropriate.
"It's pretty hard to surf the web when your bandwidth is being used for downloading smoot torrents."
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"My hard drive is getting pretty full, so I guess I better burn some of these smoot videos to DVD lol!"
by Alfoo January 6, 2008
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